And now for something completely different.
Some cheesy latenight fun.
"Her" (3:29:41 AM): hola
Auto Response from Him (3:29:41 AM): Crazy Times.
Him (3:29:53 AM): como estas?
"Her" (3:30:01 AM): im chilly
"Her" (3:30:06 AM): how are you?
Him (3:30:19 AM): muy bien
"Her" (3:30:38 AM): shit.. thats as far as my spanish vocab goes.. anything past muy bien and im fucked
"Her" (3:30:39 AM): haha
Him (3:31:02 AM): well
Him (3:31:05 AM): this is ok with me
Him (3:31:09 AM): yo estoy tambien
Him (3:40:23 AM): so hold my hand
Him (3:40:28 AM): I'll take you anywhere
Him (3:40:30 AM): everywhere
Him (3:40:33 AM): you want to gooo
"Her" (3:41:11 AM): well i sure do love holding hands and going places
"Her" (3:41:12 AM): so sure
"Her" (3:41:12 AM): haha
Him (3:47:03 AM): so
Him (3:47:05 AM): where are we going
Him (3:47:10 AM): let's go to venice
Him (3:47:14 AM): WHOOOOSHH
Him (3:47:17 AM): who
Him (3:47:21 AM): look at that cloud
Him (3:47:26 AM): what does that look like to you
"Her" (3:47:31 AM): a heart
Him (3:47:47 AM): awwww
Him (3:47:50 AM): romantic
Him (3:47:53 AM): :-*
"Her" (3:48:35 AM): we in venice yet?
Him (3:49:35 AM): use your imagination girly
Him (3:49:40 AM): and yes, we just landed
Him (3:49:43 AM): open your eyes
Him (3:49:44 AM): gosh
"Her" (3:50:31 AM): oh look, i see some guy peeing on the street corner.. how nice
Him (3:50:46 AM): yeah but that's the biggest dick I've ever seen
Him (3:50:53 AM): Iguess what they say about italiansis true
"Her" (3:51:17 AM): that they're hairy and loud?
Him (3:51:29 AM): exactly
Him (3:51:42 AM): let's go get some spaghetti!
"Her" (3:52:13 AM): mmm of course! with meatballs
"Her" (3:52:16 AM): i sure do love balls
"Her" (3:52:17 AM): haha
Him (3:52:30 AM): I know darling
Him (3:52:35 AM): but not in front of the waiter
"Her" (3:52:51 AM): thank goodness for table cloths than
Him (3:52:57 AM): yeup
"Her" (3:54:01 AM): so what do you want to do after we eat babe
Him (3:54:16 AM): high speed boat chase
"Her" (3:54:35 AM): are we being chased or the ones chasing
Him (3:54:45 AM): you'll chase me
Him (3:55:03 AM): probably cause i ruined your dress when you were donig naughty things to me under the tabble cloth
"Her" (3:55:42 AM): oh that doesnt bother me, i know the dress is coming off anyways
Him (3:55:48 AM): good point
Him (3:55:50 AM): oh wells
Him (3:55:54 AM): catch me if you can
"Her" (3:56:23 AM): the waves are going to knock over some unsuspecting people in a canoe
Him (3:56:38 AM): hahaha
Him (3:56:41 AM): look
Him (3:56:45 AM): taht guy can't evne swim
"Her" (3:57:06 AM): think i should go back and help him?
Him (3:57:11 AM): nah
Him (3:57:18 AM): he'll find away to not drown i'm sure
"Her" (3:58:18 AM): yeah im sure he'll use his girlfriends fake boobs as floatation devices
Him (3:58:30 AM): psssh
Him (3:58:37 AM): waste of perfectly good tools if you ask me
Him (3:58:48 AM): h
Him (3:58:54 AM): I want to swim now
Him (3:59:01 AM): *jumps in water
"Her" (3:59:14 AM): i must follow you in
"Her" (3:59:20 AM): i love swimming
Him (3:59:25 AM): me too
"Her" (3:59:57 AM): i'll be able to catch you for sure while swimming
"Her" (4:00:07 AM): so what happens when I finally catch you
Him (4:00:24 AM): I probably kiss you
"Her" (4:00:42 AM): and i'll probably wont let you stop
"Her" (4:01:24 AM): i do enjoy kisses
"Her" (4:01:29 AM): many many kisses
Him (4:03:00 AM): my hands may or may not start to wander over your body
Him (4:03:13 AM): exploring every feminine thing about you that makes you a female
"Her" (4:04:18 AM): well the water sure is chilly, so you'd be doing my poor nipples a favor if you kept rubbing them
Him (4:05:03 AM): well why don't we get out of water
Him (4:05:07 AM): and back onto a boaot
"Her" (4:05:39 AM): i like the way you think darling
"Her" (4:06:13 AM): so now you have a dripping wet girl in a dress clinging to all of her curves all alone with you on a boat
"Her" (4:06:18 AM): what do you plan on doing
Him (4:06:59 AM): well
Him (4:07:04 AM): first of all
Him (4:07:07 AM): just looking
Him (4:07:13 AM): and drinking it all in
Him (4:07:20 AM): then probably walking towards
Him (4:07:21 AM): you
Him (4:07:32 AM): and still looking and taking it all in
Him (4:07:37 AM): but mostly your eyes.
"Her" (4:08:23 AM): you keep looking into my eyes like that and you will be sure to have hands all over you in no time
Him (4:09:00 AM): well I don't think you'll be able to do that as they're both pinned against the will with my right hand.
Him (4:09:07 AM): which leaves my eyes free to look
Him (4:09:13 AM): and my left hand free to tantalize you.
"Her" (4:09:26 AM): kiss me
Him (4:09:36 AM): I'm having fun looking.
Him (4:09:38 AM): ok
Him (4:09:42 AM): I can't resist any loger
Him (4:09:48 AM): *kisses Her
"Her" (4:10:10 AM): no the question is what are you kissing
Him (4:10:21 AM): your mouth
Him (4:10:23 AM): meanwhile
Him (4:10:32 AM): my hand my have worked it's way under your soaking wet dress
Him (4:10:52 AM): and my ever so slightly be brushing along your thighs and occasionally crossing your moud
"Her" (4:12:09 AM): i would start to let out a very soft little moan
Him (4:12:26 AM): that would probably be appropriate
Him (4:12:44 AM): which may make you tantalize you even further
Him (4:12:55 AM): going under your panties but still being EVER so slight with my touches
"Her" (4:13:38 AM): i start to tremble and shake with anticipation
Him (4:14:00 AM): I should really get to bed
Him (4:14:04 AM): it's 4:15
"Her" (4:14:08 AM): haha okie
"Her" (4:14:11 AM): sweet dreams
Him (4:14:12 AM): gnite darling
Him (4:14:15 AM): sleep well
Him (4:14:16 AM): dream well
Him (4:14:24 AM): I'm sure your dreams will be ever so wonderful tonite
Him (4:14:27 AM): wake well.