Wednesday, June 11, 2008

The Quizzical Opener


-Eye contact
-Head tilt (as a dog who's confused does)
-sly smile.

-Keep head tilted your smile spreads and your eyes narrow.
-She will return the look.


-Hold eye contact as you straigten your head and slowly walk over.
-Wait for her to open you.

Field tested, Mother Approved.

FR: Aceshigh Meets Halffull

Hey guys, it's 6:00, me and AH decided we wanted to write up a field report, more detail will be included in his field report.

Start out the night in the common room:

Hbugly is playinng pool.

Vibe with people in the room.

(HBugly hits Aceshigh with poolstick) I'm almost penetrating you there
I dare you.

Next... go back to roo, Halfull puts on harvard shirt and pimp blazer, Aceshigh pops his collar... we head to the prep party.

We beast at beerpong... lose by two cups . A little flirting... things are still warming up.

After that we head to international club night.

Aceshigh opens a set of sisters, Halfull jumps in... we converse, aces targets the younger one... shit doesn't stick... a little more flirting... things are heating up.

We head to formal party... get kicked out... because we're not preppy enough...oh sweet irony.

We head back to the room, change out of prep clothes... back into normal clothes, aceshigh is decked out on fur (more detail to come in his field report).

We head back to the common room.

Halffull opens HBsocks: Your socks aren't matching.
You're right.
I hate how girls are allowed to wear crazy socks, but guys only wear black and white.
Hbpleather joins in: you can wear other socks.

Aceshigh moves to HBsocks(more detail in his field report) as I walk over to talk to HBpleather. We both lock in smoothly

Halffull to HBpleather: anyways... we're going on an adventure... are you coming?
sure.

HBsocks runs off with Aceshigh's furry hat, he goes to get it, Aceshigh, Halffull, and HBpleather go off on an adventure.

On the adventure:

We all started vibing, HBpleather steals Aceshigh's hat... they start flirting... we go to the swingset.

Aceshigh and HBpleather are swinging in rythm.

Halffull: OMG YOU GUYS ARE MARRIED.
HBpleather: haha yes we are.

Aceshigh and HBpleather flirt more about dead animals (more info in AH's FR).

We find a crate on the ground... we decide we can use it for our adventure... then we don't want it so we give it away to people across the street.

We go back to the common room, we start vibing with everybody there... we meet HBpleather's roommate, Hbvegetarain. I flirt with her for a bit, apparantely she sees me around everywhere, but doesn't know who I am (seems to happen alot). HBpleather dissappears, we head out for more adventures.

Aceshigh opens a few sets while walking around, we do some decent vibing with them, often seeing them multiple times throughout our adventures. We eventually end up at latenight, a little food hangout spot... EVERYBODY is there. We open a few sets, eventually sitting down with HBpleather. She has a chode with her, guy that I know... he wants her, he's not getting anywhere.

We decide we're going on another adventure... I invite chode along... whoops, bad idea.

HBPleather:Were are we going?
Halffull: Your room.

We head up to her room, who should be there but... HBVegetarian.

Now here's where it starts getting fucked up. We're all vibing for a bit... then aceshigh gives me this look, goes over and sits with HBvegetarian on her bed... I get up to try to go sit next to HBpleather, but chode somehow gets inbetween. So no one bed is HBVegeterain and Aceshigh, on the other is Halffull, Chode, and HBpleather. HBvegetarian doesn't want to hook up with someone she knows her friend is into, I cant gmae HBpleather cause chode is inbetween, and aceshigh is stuck gaming a chick who wantzs him to hook up with her friend.

We still vibe decently, watch a movie, then aceshigh and myself leave.




Some Highlights of the night:

We came up with a new opinion opener: How many squirrels do you think it took to make this coat?

Every time we were asked how we met, we came up with something different:
1. Aceshigh one day woke up and found writing on his wall with my name and picture, he then set out on a quest to find me.
2.We don't like to talk about it... it's kinda a fucked up story.
3. It's a long story, we'll tell you some other time.
4. He's testing out clark.
4. It's a secret

We suck at picking targets.

We vibe really well together... we could get attraction from sets just by vibing with eachother.


Learning Points:

Aceshigh: Work on kino, stick with your target

Halffull: Work on AA, work on being more direct.


sorry for numerous types and such, it's 6:30, I'm tired as hell. Expect another FR from us tommroow.

FR: Multiple Personality Game

A fat (yet attractive for a fat girl) HB opened me on facebook. I decided to have a bit of fun with it. I was a total dick during this fr. I can be that way sometimes.

Phase 1: Super Sexy (AKA me)

on facebook:
hey

Well Elizabeth... you're cute. And you have a cool name. But it typically takes a bit more than that to intriuge me ;). How bout like... something about yourself. Favorite animal?


haha..thanks..no ones ever told me that one before..lol..um idk what my fav animal is..um but im a senior at xxxx high..i cheer varsity, i model in xxxx in my free time, i love sports and being active..i always hav to hav sumthing to do or i get bored easily..lol..um idk what about u???


I'd have to say the lion. They're the king of the jungle and they get to just lounge around all day being lazy... pretty sweet deal if you ask me... but you still didn't tell me what you're favorite animal is...

Love the sportiness and ADD tho :).

haha..ur too funny...lol...well i think that if i have to pick a favorite animal it would be a leopard cuz they look pretty cool..i love leopard print..they get to live in the jungle thats pretty sick...there kinda like girls..pretty and vicious...haha...cuz this summer i went ot equador and i saw one that they got from the jungle...and it was really cool...either that or when i was little i used to hav this weird obsession with llamas.lol idk y..

Leopard huh?... i like that... a leopard never changes its spot

Pretty and vicious... I suppose so... but to a lion leopards are just cute and cuddly.
oh, and we eat llama's ...especially sporty ADD ones ;).

So what's the craziest thing you've ever done?

lol ya...um theres soo many to choose from..haha..um lets try the past week..i flirted my way out of a speeding slash had four girls in the car when im not legal to drive ppl for two more months ticket...lol..that was fun...um me and my sister went on this old ppl dating sight and made a fake profile and we pretended to be like a 55 year old woman..and we flirted with this old guy and he was like 57 and he wanted to go on a date and so we planned one for him this weekend and he agreed to it and then we left him hanging and the we cancelled the account so hes probably like what the hell happened to her..lol wicked funny..but now i kinda feel bad about it..hahah..but w/e..hbu???

A story for another time.

What's your AIM?

xofacebookchickox....im not on very often tho...cuz my dad thinks that if you im someone the computer will explode..lol..so im not supposed to go on but i do ne ways..lol..what about urs

Phase 2: Matt Damon

On AIM:

halffull (3:51:03 PM): matt damon.
xofacebookchickox (3:51:41 PM): who is this??
halffull (3:51:48 PM): matt.
halffull (3:52:08 PM): damon.
xofacebookchickox (3:52:49 PM): wait is that really ur name??
halffull (3:52:58 PM): MATT damon!
xofacebookchickox (3:53:21 PM): ok
halffull (3:53:27 PM): matt damon?
xofacebookchickox (3:54:53 PM): ??
halffull (3:56:37 PM): m.
halffull (3:56:38 PM): att.
halffull (3:56:40 PM): d.
halffull (3:56:41 PM): amon.
xofacebookchickox (3:57:34 PM): ok..well thats weird...lets start over..hello..whats up??
halffull (3:58:44 PM): We'll it's like this...
halffull (3:58:47 PM): Matt damon.
xofacebookchickox (3:59:22 PM): y do u keep saying that?
halffull (3:59:48 PM): Damon, Matt.
xofacebookchickox went away at 4:01:05 PM.
halffull (4:03:07 PM): Matt Damon .

Auto Response from xofacebookchickox (4:03:11 PM): I hAte irRitatiNg peOple!! thEy frUstrAte mY liFe!!!!!!!


back on facebook:

xofacebookchickox....im not on very often tho...cuz my dad thinks that if you im someone the computer will explode..lol..so im not supposed to go on but i do ne ways..lol..what about urs


halffull

did you just im me???

MaTt DaMon ;/.


what are you talking about?? thats sooo oooo iritating......:(


I'm so horny right now... I would MATT DAMON you SO HARD.

ummm.. no thanks

Back on AIM:

xofacebookchickox(4:22:16 PM): so wanna just talk normal?? cuz i dont respond to matt damons......


halffull (4:24:46 PM): damon :(

Auto Response from xofacebookchickox (4:24:50 PM): I hAte irRitatiNg peOple!! thEy frUstrAte mY liFe!!!!!!!

Phase 3: The Breakdown. Chill Dude + Super Sexy + Matt Damon

halffull(4:24:54 PM): lol ok
xofacebookchickox returned at 4:24:54 PM.
halffull (4:24:56 PM): so what's up?
xofacebookchickox (4:25:28 PM): thats better...nm..just got home from school...u?
halffull (4:26:22 PM): I'm exhausted
xofacebookchickox (4:26:45 PM): long day??
xofacebookchickox (4:27:19 PM): i had a substitute in most of my classes
today so it wasnt that bad here..lol
halffull (4:27:35 PM): haha yah it wasn't that
halffull (4:27:40 PM): my friend stayed over last night
halffull (4:28:05 PM): we stayed up until like 5:00
xofacebookchickox (4:28:03 PM): ooo..cool..
halffull (4:28:21 PM): lol get this
halffull (4:28:34 PM): so we went to this like prep party, were you were supposed to dress preppy
halffull (4:28:43 PM): and then we went to an actual preppy party
halffull (4:28:54 PM): and we got kicked out for not being preppy enough :)
xofacebookchickox (4:29:11 PM): lol...i bet i wouldnt be kicked out...
xofacebookchickox (4:29:35 PM): so im looking up 18+ night clubs and i cant find any.. :(

halffull (4:30:00 PM): lol and why wouldn't you be kicked out?
xofacebookchickox (4:30:23 PM): cuz im just amazing like that..lol..jk...
xofacebookchickox (4:30:31 PM): i bet id fit in with them
xofacebookchickox (4:30:32 PM): lol

halffull (4:30:33 PM): hahah
xofacebookchickox (4:30:43 PM): cuz im preppy...
halffull (4:30:40 PM): where are you looking for clubs?
xofacebookchickox (4:30:47 PM): boston
halffull (4:31:00 PM): hmmm
halffull (4:31:07 PM): i only know like one club in boston
halffull (4:31:14 PM): most I know are in worcester
xofacebookchickox (4:31:27 PM): my 18th bday is next month and my and my girlfriends are going to a strip club for my bday...lol..
xofacebookchickox (4:31:46 PM): ya i know the ones in worcestor..but theyr sketchy..lol
halffull (4:31:54 PM): well that's a waste... you should be stripping on your 18th ;)
halffull (4:32:06 PM): not watching other girls strip
halffull (4:32:11 PM): that's a waste of a perfectly good time
xofacebookchickox (4:32:30 PM): no its a boys strip club...we watch boys strip..even better..lol
halffull (4:32:34 PM): haha
xofacebookchickox (4:32:45 PM): lo
xofacebookchickox (4:32:46 PM): l

halffull (4:32:53 PM): men strip clubs
halffull (4:32:56 PM): are sketchy
xofacebookchickox (4:34:23 PM): noo my friend went to one for her bday this summer but i couldnt go cuz i was still underage but i guess that one just turned 21+..so we cant go there anymore..but she it was sooo fun...we were thinking of going to an amature night..lol that would be fun...
halffull (4:34:36 PM): haha my friend
halffull (4:34:37 PM): had hers
halffull (4:34:42 PM): at the gayclub
halffull (4:34:45 PM): on underwear night
halffull (4:34:48 PM): it was a good time
halffull (4:34:57 PM): REALLY good time
xofacebookchickox (4:35:18 PM): haha..thats wicked funny...
halffull (4:38:00 PM): yah. shit went down
halffull (4:38:02 PM): it was fun.
halffull (4:38:16 PM): lol so yah unfortunately I'm ot really up on the male strip clubs
xofacebookchickox (4:38:56 PM): lol

halffull (4:41:01 PM): hahahha
halffull (4:41:03 PM): your response
halffull (4:41:06 PM): to my facebook message
halffull (4:41:08 PM): was the best
xofacebookchickox (4:41:21 PM): omg u made me sooo mad...lol
xofacebookchickox (4:41:31 PM): i didnt know what the hell you were talking about..
xofacebookchickox (4:41:38 PM): hahah

halffull (4:41:44 PM): lol... everybodie's mad for MATT DAMON!
halffull (4:41:53 PM): yo ever seen team america?
xofacebookchickox (4:42:17 PM): idk...wat is it?
halffull (4:42:23 PM): movie.
xofacebookchickox (4:42:56 PM): oo...maybe..idk..it doesnt sound familiar
xofacebookchickox (4:42:59 PM): y

halffull (4:43:05 PM): matt damon.
xofacebookchickox (4:43:18 PM): what?
halffull (4:43:19 PM): Matt.
halffull (4:43:21 PM): Damon.
xofacebookchickox (4:43:49 PM): w/e
halffull (4:43:58 PM): yah
halffull (4:44:04 PM): lol I'm a dick.
xofacebookchickox (4:44:17 PM): um sumtimes
xofacebookchickox (4:44:20 PM): lol

halffull (4:44:28 PM): but that's why you love me ;)
xofacebookchickox (4:45:01 PM): sure ok even tho iv only talked to u like three times in my life..lol
halffull (4:45:15 PM): haha don't try to fight it.
halffull (4:45:18 PM):
xofacebookchickox (4:45:57 PM): oh ya i think thats what u want
halffull (4:46:07 PM): lol you just lost me
halffull (4:46:19 PM): anyways
xofacebookchickox (4:47:09 PM): w/e...ne ways...
halffull (4:47:12 PM): yah
halffull (4:47:16 PM): ne ways ;0
halffull (4:47:25 PM): omg I'm so fucking tired
halffull (4:47:27 PM): can't even think
xofacebookchickox (4:47:38 PM): me too
halffull (4:47:51 PM): saying Matt damon is easier.
halffull (4:47:55 PM): Matt damon.
xofacebookchickox (4:48:03 PM): nooooo

Phase 4: Chode

halffull (4:48:43 PM): anyways
halffull (4:48:47 PM): I just want you to know
halffull (4:48:52 PM): I'm not like those jerks
halffull (4:48:55 PM): I'm a nice guy
halffull (4:49:01 PM): I pay for things.
xofacebookchickox (4:49:32 PM): ya?
halffull (4:50:03 PM): of course. I don't understand why jerks get the girls
halffull (4:50:47 PM): I mean
halffull (4:50:59 PM): I think that you really should pay for a girl
halffull (4:51:02 PM): it's only fair
xofacebookchickox (4:51:40 PM): thats true
halffull (4:51:53 PM): yah, I mean, you guys could go out with any guy
halffull (4:51:59 PM): but you honored us by choosing us
halffull (4:52:07 PM): it's only fair we pay
xofacebookchickox (4:52:21 PM): what do u mean "u guys" r u putting me in a category??? lol
halffull (4:53:22 PM): no no baby
halffull (4:53:25 PM): I would never do that
halffull (4:53:34 PM): you're so special
xofacebookchickox (4:54:01 PM): and yess it is only fair that u pay...and iv never in my life ever had a guy pay for me..lol..
xofacebookchickox (4:56:53 PM): and how do u kno that ...iv only talked to u a couple of times..

halffull (4:57:26 PM): you are so beautiful, and your answers are so unique... I could tell from your first answer about llama's that you were different.
xofacebookchickox (4:58:06 PM): oo lol
xofacebookchickox (4:58:15 PM): thnks
xofacebookchickox (4:59:49 PM): no ones ever told me that before..lol
xofacebookchickox (5:04:30 PM): um sooo...

halffull (5:06:52 PM): yes princess?
xofacebookchickox (5:07:36 PM): idk..what do u wanna talk about
halffull (5:09:33 PM): hey listen I actually have to go, don't really spend much time on AIM
halffull (5:09:42 PM): but I do want to talk to you again
halffull (5:09:45 PM): what's your #?
xofacebookchickox (5:10:40 PM): ill give to u..but i cant talk on it alot...cuz my parents pay for it..but i hav unlimited texting so u can text if u want
halffull (5:10:52 PM): okay.
xofacebookchickox (5:11:11 PM): DIGITS.
halffull (5:11:29 PM): alrite babe
halffull (5:11:30 PM): ttyl


And that, my friends, is multiple personality game. Congruently incongruent ;).

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