"Shit test busters"

When I went to the Jeffy free conference, he mentioned a few ways to pass shit tests.  Funny thing was he learrned these when he was new in the game, and saw them as tools.  Me, learning from the NU-rsd, developed them naturally just as a way of fuckin around.

For instance, "If by x you mean y"...

"You're a loser" " If by loser, you mean sexy, then yeah"

Your mom, Your face,

"Go away" "Your MOM goes away!"

Fun tymez... got me thinking about if I have any other fun things I do frequently to pass shit tests, came up with a few

Yes and...: the name come from an improv technique... you never disagree with an assertion, you simply agree and add something.  Incedeintally, this also leads to some fun role plays.

"Didya miss me?" "Devastated"

"We're lesbians" "Definitely.  HUGE dykes.  What's it like?"

"Do you hate me now?" "Yeah man, we're not even talking anymore... and btw, I WANT my mixtape back!"

The response to all name calling... Feminism.  

"Sup loser" "sup losette"

"You're such a dork" "Psssssh... Dorkette."

Sometimes if the shit test is innappropriate, I don't reward it with any sort of banter.

"Do you even care about me?" "Stop" "Blah blah" "Not joking" "But you blah blah" "You can stop or you can leave."

Then there's some more common ones, like ignoring, acknowledging and changing threads, etc.

I'm not gonna be posting much hopefully, but I will try to keep up with little articles like this or chatlogs.  Not much groundbreaking here but fuck it.